3 pukes and a thats what he said

We went to the Washington DC area this weekend and had a nice time. We did not get to do all we wanted to since Andrea continues to be sick. We went to Alexandria VA for a day, went to Richmond for a day to see our friend John and came back on Sunday. We had a graduation party in the neighborhood but Andrea did not make it. As soon as we got home she went straight to bed. Our neighbors Bob and Patty watched our dog for us and Bill even mowed our grass so I would not have to when I got home. It is great to have good neighbors. Today was back to work with the exception of a Dr appointment with our new baby doc. I met Andrea at the hospital at 11am. She had already vomited once on the way there. We went up to the office and as she was filling out the paperwork round 2 hit. She ran to the bathroom in the office and was loud enough for the whole office to hear. We then went in to meet with the doc. This was the first time I had met her. She seemed very nice and I felt comfortable with her. She did an exam on Andrea including us being able to hear heartbeats again, way cool. She then gloved up and lubed up and dove in. As she was wrist deep she said " your uterus feels great ". I thought my head was going to explode. It took everything I had to keep my mouth shut but I did. My wife however dropped a " thats what he said ". I could have not been more proud of her. The doc told us that she would be very happy if we made it to 36 weeks and would probably not go past 37 weeks. That probably puts birth at the end of November. She also told Andrea she wanted her to take some medicine for all the sickness. She has lost 10 pounds since gettin knocked up. She also told us we could stop the daily Progesterone shots. We are to go back in a month for another appointment and an ultrasound. As we were checking out at the desk round 3 hit and she was off to the bathroom again. Hopefully quitting the shots and the new medicine will help. As we were leaving the office I was trying to cheer her up after her 3rd puke of the day. I sarcastically was telling her I did not appreciate her throwing up so many times and embarrassing me and this attitude of hers had better stop soon. I then said "waaa, I have two people growing inside me". I think I may have said these things a little too loudly because as we rounded a bend in the hall a woman was sitting there on the bench looking at me like I was the devil himself. We were in a quiet hallway so I know she heard everything I said. Andrea went home and I picked up her new medicine after work. This evening she sent me off to Panera for French Onion soup and with it she wanted a pickle with cream cheese on it. I am baffled how an apple can make her puke but she craves a pickle with cream cheese and French Onion soup.