Hunting, fishing, ATV riding, camping, 4 wheeling, these are all the things I loved to do in the past. I always looked forward to the Cabelas catalog coming in the mail. It was full of everything you could need for any of the previously listed activities. I would sit and go through it page by page looking for the next thing that I had to have. This week the new one came out and I found myself setting it aside and looking through the latest edition of American Baby and the weekly flyer from Babies R Us. On TV I would watch all my favorites, MASH, police and fire fighter shows, Mythbusters, you know, manly shows. Now Bringing home baby and a Baby story are on more than anything. It used to be that I was not afraid to go into a burning building or climb into a mangled car to rescue someone and now I am terrified that I will buy the wrong kind of mattress for the crib. We would look forward to traveling, cruises, Orlando, Vegas for months. Now I can't wait to see the next ultrasound and do the expecting parent tour at Magee. I am not saying I am turning into a girl, I still stand to pee but I am a bit concerned about the direction things are going. I may need to go buy something manly to even things out. I wonder if Babies R Us has camouflage bibs?
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You are becoming sissyfied. Pretty soon you will sit down to pee, you'll want to watch the chick flicks and will be shocked when a tear falls down your cheek, and you'll be flabbergasted when your nipples turn sore. It's the end as you know it.
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