Public enemies- Johnny Depp and me

As I have mentioned in the past one of the side effects of pregnancy is the "gas" issue. Andrea still finds it funny to pay me back for years of abuse. I still cringe and run screaming from the room when I hear a certain giggle coming from her. Last night she wanted to see the movie Public Enemies. I reluctantly went since I hate Johnny Depp. About 2 hours into the movie it hit me. It was unannounced and it was mean. The smell made me angry and there was nothing I could do about it but give Andrea an evil stare. I asked her what was wrong with her and how could someone do this in a crowded theater. She gave me the normal giggle and then explained that if anyone in the movie were to think it came from our row they would most definitely assume that it came from me and not her. I think she may be on to something here. She can get away with almost anything she wants. She drops a death stinky in a crowded theater and I am the one that ends up being public enemy #1, not Johnny Depp.